So I'm a farmer, a female farmer, not a dude farmer. I might also enjoy bananas. I farm with my dad, who is pretty cool, and my mom (award-winning quilter), who is pretty cool as well, she helps with the small business operation.
I started a store on Etsy, and I have patches, carry-all bags, quilts, and scarves (link to the store is on this website). This all started because of farmers on twitter-my farming account (@thewittyfarmer). I made a "GMO SURVIVOR" shirt, and people wanted it, so here it is, the site to buy this witty wearable, as well as other witty "stuff."
The clothing is pretty straight-forward, no-frills, just simple...the way I like things. What you see is what you get, capisci? And no, I'm not Italian. I also like to keep things mostly classy; keyword "mostly."
We grow GMO and non-GMO corn & soybeans, so I'm not here to start an argument, but just have fun stuff to make people feel fun, and hopefully engage in meaningful conversation. I also raise black angus cattle. I feed them old donuts, old bread, bananas, etc. That's their treat, not their daily intake. I love them, I hate to see them go, but I know they serve a purpose and feed many, many people. I love animals, and Saint 'Frank,' as I call him, of Assisi, he watches over all my beloved animals. Yep, there you go, I like me some saints.
I have a pretty broad background of stuff: published in a couple scientific journals, modeled, acted (in SAG-AFTRA), wrote my own book, "Snickering Out Loud," teach spinning, and now farm full-time with the "old man." I hope you enjoy looking at the stuff. And if I don't respond right away, I'm legit busy, not ignoring you. I perform manual labor every day, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks for stopping by and turning yourself into being super witty.