So I'm a farmer, a female farmer, not a dude farmer. I might also enjoy bananas. I farm with my dad, who is pretty cool, and my mom (award-winning quilter), who is pretty cool as well, she helps with the small business operation. We are all a very sarcastic, dry-humored bunch (family gatherings are fairly entertaining).


I started a store on Etsy, and I have patches, carry-all bags, quilts, and scarves (link to the store is on this website). This all started because of farmers on twitter-my farming account (@thewittyfarmer). I made a "GMO SURVIVOR" shirt, and people wanted it, so here it is, the site to buy this witty wearable, as well as other witty "stuff." I print all the t-shirts myself, on my massive DTG (direct to garment) printer. When it's planting or harvest season, I might have to go to my online supplier to help print some t-shirts because those are my busiest times of the year.

The clothing is pretty straight-forward, no-frills, just simple...the way I like things. What you see is what you get; clear, concise, and to the point.

We grow GMO and non-GMO corn & soybeans, so I'm not here to start an argument, but simply to have fun stuff to make people feel happy, and hopefully engage in meaningful conversation.


I also raise black angus cattle. I feed them old donuts, old bread, bananas, etc. That's their treat, not their daily intake. I love them, I hate to see them go, but I know they serve a purpose and feed many, many people. I love animals, and Saint 'Frank,' as I call him, of Assisi, he watches over all my beloved animals. I like me some saints.

I have a pretty broad background of stuff: graduated with honors with a B.S. degree in biology, published in a couple scientific journals, modeled, acted-still do (member of SAG-AFTRA), wrote my own book, "Snickering Out Loud," teach spinning, and now farm full-time with the "old man." In addition, to all of those titles, I am a wife and mother of a little girl, Hunter Olivia.


I hope you enjoy looking at everything, and if I don't respond right away, I'm legit busy, not ignoring you. I perform manual labor every day, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks for stopping by and turning yourself into being super witty.

-Jenny Sauer-Schmidgall

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Winchester, IL

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